And you’ll probably turn into a grade-A selfish prick at that. You’ll be running away from everything, and everyone, all the time. And if you limit your responses to distractions enough, pretty soon you will build a life that is made up of nothing but habits of distractions. When you decide that there’s nothing you can do to solve a problem, you immediately limit your possible reactions to distractions. You can always do something about the problems life gives you. The number one way people fuck up is by telling themselves that there’s nothing they can do about the problems life gives them. They will also eventually become their own habits.) Cheat #1: I am responsible for this
(Note: These cheats, like solutions and distractions, also require repetition to work. From there, just type in the cheats below at the “Brain” prompt and hit ENTER. The Mind’s Eye is where you actively observe yourself and choose what to think about. Rather, leveling up is like going from juggling three knives to four, then five, and so on.īelow are the five cheat codes to help you navigate your way through life and reach the end fully satisfied and leveled-up.Įntering these cheat codes is easy: just press Tab at the View Screen to access your Mind’s Eye. So think of leveling up as not necessarily going from juggling baseballs to juggling knives. Chances are, if you’re stuck on level 1, you aren’t even reading this right now. This is a prerequisite for just about everything else. Level 1 just means you’re not homeless and/or starving. Level 4 – Do something that’s important and valuable to both yourself and others.Level 1 – Find food find a bed to sleep in at night.At the end of the game, the person at the highest level gets to have the best funeral. The goal is to complete as many levels as possible. Once you overcome that challenge, you get to move on to the next level. Each level in life presents a particular challenge that you must overcome. The goal of life is simple: it is to level up as much as possible. You will often struggle with self-doubt, feel overwhelmed by helplessness and loss, and sometimes take a shit when you’re out of toilet paper.īut fear not, this short guide is designed to help you complete your missions and complete the game at the highest possible level. You will face unexpected challenges and long periods of frustration.
Welcome, Player One, to a strategy guide for the game known as life.Īs you’ve undoubtedly discovered, the game of life is often quite difficult.
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